Dear Miss Lilly,
Welcome to your new home. You have landed in the coolest house ever. Your new mom and dad will love you, play with you, tease you and snuggle you more then you can imagine. Take care of them in return. They like snuggles and kitty conversations. They like being taken care of when sick, and kept company when they are up late playing video games.
Just remember to keep your poops in the box and the pukes on the tile and you'll be a-ok.
-Tiffa